May 2013
26 posts
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see...”
– Unknown (via the-healing-nest)
It’s true.
(via gettingahealthybody)
April 2013
221 posts
I AIM TO MISBEHAVE!: fuckyeahforensics: HOW DO... →
fuckyeahforensics:
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the…
