May 2012
89 posts
prothytheprothean:
nana-darling:
cloudodoodles:
zombiepeas:
yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
literally my face right now
^Actually the face I made (100% honest)
I was not prepared.
SO THEY BASICALLY GOT CUMMED ON
BY A FISH
K
In the theater, after watching the first...
bat-wishes:
90% of the people:
the nerdy 10%:
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the-koalakid:
pulsecatastrophe:
staypozitive:
Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find…